Hotel Piscis

Review date: 21 September 2009 - A HotelStreet visitor from Isle of Wight wrote:-

Review title: "Don't Waste Your Money"
Travel date: September 2009
The Piscis has got to be the worst ever 'all inclusive' hotel anywhere in the world! I read all the reviews before I went and really wish I had taken notice and booked another hotel.

There were a few good points, mainly the location. It is fantastic for the beach and harbour and the hotel itself is very clean. That's about it.

Anyone saying the food is good must have a grudge against their stomachs. It's inedible and that's no lie. We stayed a week and could not eat an entire meal - it's disgusting. I would not feed it to pigs. As for entertainment, there is none. We did not have very good weather, if fact, we had rain for five of the seven days, which didn't help, but everybody was bored out of their brains. I felt sorry for people with kids. Goodness only knows how they kept them amused as it seems to me the hotel had got your money so it was up to you to amuse the kids, which is impossible when you can't get to the pool or the beach. Kids were running everywhere, which is what kids do when very bored! Please don't consider this hotel if you have kids as it will cost you a fortune.

The drink is another rip off. The beer is like water and the spirits you could drink all day and not have any effect at all, its so weak. Please, please don't waste your hard earned money on this hotel. There are a lot better hotels close by for not a lot more money. I'd rate this more a one star and that is being generous.

Review date: 18 September 2009 - A HotelStreet visitor from Kent wrote:-

Review title: "Piscis Hotel"
Travel date: September 2009
The location is near the beach and marina, both nice, but the Piscis hotel is a hole. Food was not fit for human consumption, but you could make a reasonable chip/salad butty. The cooked food was a joke as was the entertainment. Staff rude, rooms dirty and bathroom was so dirty we brought bleach and cleaned it ourselves, removing a large amount of rotting hair from the plughole. Hated every moment in the hotel. Free beer in tiny plastic cups eased the week in hell. Stay away, far, far away.

Review date: 27 August 2009 - A HotelStreet visitor from Newcastle Upon Tyne, England wrote:-

Review title: "Piscis Hotel Is Terrible"
Travel date: August 2009
This was the worst all inclusive holiday ever for me, my hubby and friends. There was no entertainment programme whatsoever and the hotel was severely under staffed.
How they have the cheek to advertise as an all inclusive hotel is beyond me. I only got back on Sunday and my complaint was written up and submitted by Tuesday.

Alcudia a lovely place but please don't go to the Hotel Piscis, not unless you have loads of money and can afford to go out every day and every night just to stop the boredom.

Review date: 22 August 2009 - A HotelStreet visitor from Houghton Le Spring wrote:-

Review title: "This Is The Worst Hotel. I Wouldn't Let My Dogs Stay There"
Travel date: August 2009
We have just come back from a stay at the Piscis hotel. It's one of the worst hotels I' ve ever stayed in. Am not parky and understand it's only to sleep in but please, any one considering to stay here please don't. It's dirty.

Our sheets had never been changed all the time we were there. We were there for 11 nights. I'm surprised we never turned into cockroaches, the amount that were in the hotel. It's wicked with mosquitoes.

The pool is tiny, the staff are very unfriendly - never smile. The food you cant make a meal out of. Put it this way, I lost weight the time I was there as I had no other option than to live on tomatoes as there was nothing to make a meal of.

It's false advertisement. There is no entertainment on at all apart from bingo. We spent £1,300 the 11 nights we were there all inclusive as we had to take our two children out to get them entertainment. I would rate this hotel a one star and that's at a push. Please any one considering booking this hotel, please think twice and save your money. or pay that little extra to pay for something much better.

Review date: 05 October 2009 - A HotelStreet visitor from Bristol, UK wrote:-

Review title: "Love It!"
Travel date: July 2009
I cannot believe this hotel gets any bad reviews. It was by far the best holiday I have ever had and the food was excellent. Quality and quantity was incredible. My wife and two children had a wonderful time and have already booked for our summer holidays next year. I love the hotel Piscis!

Review date: 29 June 2009 - A HotelStreet visitor from Newcastle, England wrote:-

Review title: "Really Awful"
Travel date: June 2009
The Piscis is the worst place ever. How it dare claim all inclusive is beyond me. Entertainment practically non existent, food mostly horrible and severe lack of staff - but those on duty worked very hard. Most uncomfortable beds ever and very noisy rooms. Would not stay there again if it was free! Only the cockroaches enjoying themselves.

Review date: 13 June 2009 - A HotelStreet visitor from Newcastle, England wrote:-

Review title: "Piscis Holiday 2009"
Travel date: June 2009
Had a great time. Very clean, friendly staff, food was fine and beer was great. Would definitely go back to the Piscis.

Review date: 06 June 2009 - A HotelStreet visitor from uk wrote:-

Review title: "worst hotel"
Travel date: May 2009
theres pictures of swimming pools are pictures of the same pool

Review date: 16 June 2008 - A HotelStreet visitor from Yorkshire wrote:-

Review title: "Had A Very Entertaining Week"
Travel date: May 2008
Was very dubious when we first arrived. Was one of only a few people that could speak English there. Once we settled in, it was great.

Entertainment wasn't the best in quality but it was there none the less. The terrace was quieter away from the small pool area. The staff were all very, very pleasant and the rooms were kept very clean.

Excellent location for the harbour and other places to eat and drink. Food I thought was more than adequate and you could not fault the selection. My wife and I would both go again to the Piscis.

Review date: 01 November 2007 - A HotelStreet visitor from Stoke on Trent wrote:-

Review title: "Piscis Hotel"
Travel date: October 2007
The Piscis hotel is a disgrace. Food was appalling. The staff were unapproachable. I had my mobile phone stolen and the staff would do nothing. There was no entertainment whatsoever. Two of the seven nights we had a game of bingo, that was it. None of the staff can speak English well so we could not complain.

Rooms are small with paper thin walls. The pool area is tiny and shaded so the water is always freezing. The balcony was so small that we couldn't even fit a chair on it. It felt like we had paid almost £600 to stay in prison for a week.

Review date: 19 September 2007 - A HotelStreet visitor from Warwickshire wrote:-

Review title: "Rubbish"
Travel date: September 2007
An all inclusive became very expensive as the hotel only caters for Germans. Entertainment is, well, almost nil. Hotel very noisy, walls very thin but staff very nice. Rooms kept clean and tidy. Pool very small, again need to be out there early before sunrise!

Wouldn't go again to the Piscis even if you paid me.

Review date: 31 May 2007 - A HotelStreet visitor from Belfast wrote:-

Review title: "Piscis Hotel Is Excellent"
Travel date: May 2007
I have just returned from two weeks at the Piscis hotel. I had a brilliant holiday. The hotel is in an excellent location, just five minutes walk from the beach, shops and marina. The hotel is quite modern and very clean. To be fair, the rooms were small but for all the time you spend in it, it didn't matter. The staff were all very friendly and made the holiday enjoyable. The entertainment was very good and although the bar area where it took place was quite small, there was a very good atmosphere and different shows on every night and a mini disco for the kids. Say 'hi' to Alex who was brilliant. The food was good too although it did get repetitive, but what do you expect for two weeks and all for the price you had to pay. There was always something you could eat every day. Overall the holiday was very good and I would recommend this hotel. You are getting a good deal for all you have to pay. I will definitely be returning.

Review date: 10 March 2007 - A HotelStreet visitor from Leeds, UK wrote:-

Review title: "Piscis Hotel Awful"
Travel date: August 2006
Having read a number of mixed reviews, was not sure what to expect. Hotel location is brilliant. We stayed half board and breakfast awful. Food on a night variable, usually managed to get something but on a few occasions ate out instead.

Pool far too small, as was the bar area. We were not bothered about drinking in the bar but it did look pretty grotty.

Lifts inadequate depending on which side of the hotel you are on and balcony hopeless. We looked over the main entrance which also happened to be one of the main roads into town, so could get quite noisy.

Review date: 18 March 2005 - A HotelStreet visitor from England, UK wrote:-

Review title: "Hotel Piscis Is Proper Bo!"
Travel date: September 2004
My rootin, tootin week spent in Alcudia was thanks mainly to Hotel Piscis. The rooms were air conditioned, kept spotlessly clean and full of fresh towels by the hard working cleaning staff. This came complete with an all you can eat buffet for breakfast and dinner. The waiting and bar staff were always pleased to see us or at least pretended to be. All in all, Hotel Piscis is one dopey, mopey menace!

Review date: 22 February 2005 - A HotelStreet visitor from Lincoln, UK wrote:-

Review title: "Piscis Hotel Is Poor"
Travel date: July 2004
After reading many different views of the Hotel Piscis on the web, I went with an open mind. On entering the hotel I was very impressed with the cleanliness, but when dinner time came it was a totally different story!! The food was cold and disgusting. The hotel staff were very friendly, but for the amount of money that I had paid to go on this holiday, I was not impresed after having to pay extra for evening meals out because the hotel food was so bad.

After coming back from Hotel Piscis, I was watching Holidays Uncovered and hotels in Majorca was on. They tested 12 different hotels including Hotel Piscis and the Hotel Piscis was the one that came out worst. I would seriously think about booking a holiday to Piscis, but I really would recommend Alcudia as a place!

Review date: 03 January 2006 - A HotelStreet visitor from Alicante wrote:-

Review title: "Piscis - What A Legend"
Travel date: May 2002
I lived next door to the Piscis and worked there for Travel UK as a holiday rep. Don't listen to all that pool nonsense. This is a great hotel centrally located in the port of Alcudia with the best bar in Alcudia next door -'Snugglers' - all English residents. Top place.